Before you buy a shirt.
Here is the whole operation: pick one, pick a size, tell me where it is going, pay through PayPal. No imaginary warehouse. No countdown clock. No mystery beyond the usual postal mysteries.
There is no warehouse full of these.
Your paid order joins the next print run. That is slower than pulling a box off a shelf and much better than making a mountain of shirts nobody asked for.
Give it two or three weeks.
Sometimes it moves faster. I am still going to tell you two to three weeks, because a pleasant surprise is better than a fake overnight-shipping promise followed by six emails.
If the button works, the size is live.
The sizes under each shirt are the ones I can take an order for right now. Sold out means not now—not a solemn oath that the shirt can never appear again.
PayPal does the serious part.
You review the real total first. PayPal handles the payment, and nothing goes to print until PayPal says the money cleared. I never see or store your card number.
The private link is your receipt.
After payment, you get a page with the paid total, shirt, size and shipping address. It also arrives by email. Keep either one until the package lands.
The useful questions.
If yours is not here, email me. A person will answer, because a person is writing this.
01Why does it take two or three weeks?
Because the shirt is printed after you order it. It joins a production run, gets checked, packed and sent. The wait is real; so is the shirt.
02Can a sold-out shirt come back?
Yes. Sold out means I am not taking orders for it today. I reserve the right to miss an old shirt and bring it back.
03What happens after PayPal?
PayPal sends you back to a private receipt. I get the paid order, you get a confirmation email, and the shirt enters the next run.
04What if something is wrong?
Email info@058637.xyz with the order number and what happened. Photos help when the problem is physical. Complaints written with great comic timing also help morale.
If you are still thinking about the same shirt, that is probably the one.
THE SHIRTS